Wednesday, September 16, 2015

"We will fund Dixie Schools with Riches from our Unicorn Farm"

"Unicorns and Rainbows can solve our Problems"

I know many of you are concerned about the affordable housing that I helped bring to District One. I have a plan when I return to office that will solve our problems...
Unicorn farms.
"Unicorns have been spotted in West Marin in our Priority Conservation Area"

"These friendly creatures may be the answer to funding from dollars lost to Non Profit Housing that pay no taxes. "

"Unicorns can help bring in much needed revenue that when partnered with
your tax dollars can fully fund the Dixie School District forever."

"The rainbow's are for happiness."
Vote. Don't think.

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